Yesterday, I posted about my P-L-A-Y-P-E-N, which i am now spelling out to avoid any more major crisis. Today i am simply telling you how my day has been going so far.
5:00 am: i woke up and tried to get Mama and Dada to wake up too, and it worked. Mission acomplished.
6:00 am: Woke up everyone else and invited them to a delicous breakfast(all except Julia who was still sleeping--guess my Super Baby powers didn't work for her).
7:00 am: i decided that i wanted to get dressed, so i dragged clothes into Mama's room and helped by conveniently taking of my diaper and attempting to get dressed myself.
8:00 am: Mama took her shower and then we started school, and then Mama put me in that.....thing. You know, the "P" word? Ends with "N", it's seven letters?
9:00 am: well, here I am.
So, now you have a perfect idea of what today was like. Ugh. I sure wish I could get out of this thing. Yep, I'm still here. Okay, fine, Mama took me out for half and hour or so.
Now, the moment you've ALL been waiting for;
Benedict the Great's Baby word translator!!
Mama: A wonderful person. Has everything you need. Good for sad moments.
Dada: Another wonderful person. Is funny. Good for when you need a nap.
Na-na: Means many different things. This can mean Grandma, or sometimes it means that I'm hungry.
crying non-stop: Can mean that you need a diaper change, or want to get out of a place such as.... oh, maybe..... a P-L-A-Y-P-E-N.....
Ju: Means Julia. Babies can't exactly pronounce the L sound.
A-A-hh-A: This means that in an echoey place, like church, or in the public restroom at that store we always go to, it is fun to make this noise because it breaks the silence, and, possibly makes people annoyed. Thats even more fun than making the sound.